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1. Umpa-Lumpa
a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan
there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today
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2. umpa-lumpa
a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs
watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"
3. Umpa-Lumpa
a person of frumpy and dumpy proportions and strange colour distortions. quick with the funky chicken dance and usually adorned with mighty ballon pants...likes to prance with overalls and curly socks, face that even a mother would mock....likes to work in the candy docks and has strangely brown curly locks
Pimpin little dudes who obviously eat too much chocolate on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
4. Umpa-Lumpa
Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.
We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?
5. Umpa-Lumpa
A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)
Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...
6. Umpa-Lumpa
A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.
Wow! Look at that Umpa-Lumpa crossing the barracks! Why did she join??!!
7. Umpa-Lumpa
small orange men that listen to everything there told and sing a awsome theme song!....THERE NOT GIRLS
umpa-lumpas that work 4 the fun of it